1.14.2011

tine

day 4: what you ate today.

oh, the timing of these posts really is quite perfect.
why, you ask? because the only thing i have eaten and probably will eat today is a piece of wheat toast, slathered with butter and homemade peach jam. (not homemade by me. did i mention i love my parents already?)
yes, one thin piece ingested before 8:00 a.m.
do you know why, dear reader, i only ate/will eat one piece of toast today? (remember this is me we're talking about. the 400 lbs girl. the one who never stops eating.)
do you give up? well, the reason is i will soon be under anesthesia. knocked out or some state like unto it for a couple hours while a group of strangers hack out three chucks of bone from my face. and after i wake up, i get to travel home in a semi-delirious state and sit on the couch and heal for three days. and i'm sure by that time, the prospect of eating but one thin slice of wheat toast slathered in butter and homemade peach jam will quite possibly make me dizzy with longing.
ah well. here's to a three-day weekend filled with blood and swelling and a few gaping holes in my head. i must say i love growing old.

poppy -- zee avi
rabbit heart (raise it up) -- florence + the machine
156 -- mew

1 comment:

  1. I'm about to go get my wisdom teeth out too. Good luck...

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